Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Time for a caption contest


Special thanks to Kristen at the office for this beauty. Yet another photo of a woman holding a jumbo pink banana squash in one arm and a miniature schnauzer in the other. OK. Time for a caption contest. Here are some possibilities. Your mileage may vary:
“Damn, Toto...we ARE still in Kansas.” 
“Find ten – to twenty – things wrong with this picture.” 
“No, I said make it a Bud Light...” 
“Just another photo of a woman holding a jumbo pink banana squash in one arm surrounded by a collection of gay ass pillows.” 
“Trailer Park Women: the Babes of Wonkville, Kentucky” 
“Is that a jumbo pink banana squash? I’m sure hoping that’s a jumbo pink banana squash.” 
“When Total Home Makeover Goes Bad.” 
“Looks like the dude in Harry Potter has fallen on hard times...” 
“No, no... the curtains look good.” 
“Interior decorating mantra #3: to reduce clutter, integrate vertical stripes.” 
“Oh, Schnotzzy – did you make a stinky?” 
“I am smiling.”

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